Days of our Lives
"Okay." -05/20/08
"Mom!" -06/20/08
"One, two, three, four." -07/09/08
"Lunch?" -07/09/08
"Lunch." -07/09/08
"One, two, three, four." -07/16/08
"Mommy." -08/04/08
"One, two, three, four, five..." -08/04/08
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!" -08/28/08
"Ouch." -08/29/08
"Proud?" -09/02/08
"One, two." -09/02/08
"One, two. One, two." -09/02/08
"Boat!" -09/02/08
"No! No, no, no, no, no." -09/04/08
"See Mommy? Bulldozer." -09/04/08
"Look! I can dig!" -09/04/08
"I love you, Mommy." -09/04/08
"Mommy!" -09/19/08
"Choo-choo!" -09/19/08
"Zoo." -10/09/08
"The zoo." -10/09/08
"Chelsea. Zoo." -10/10/08
"Okay." -10/10/08
"Chelsea!" -10/15/08
"Aaaahhh!" -10/28/08
"High score!" -10/30/08
"No! No! No! No!" -11/13/08
"I want it. Want it!" -12/15/08
"Charlie!" -12/17/08
"I love you." -12/23/08
"Theo!" -12/25/08
"Yeah." -01/26/09
"Yeah!" -01/26/09
"Baby Joe?" -01/26/09
"Where is he?" -01/26/09
"Boat." -02/19/09
"No!" -02/19/09
"Daddy, stay. Mommy too." -02/19/09
"All better." -02/19/09
"Chelsea!" 02/19/09
"Family." -02/19/09
"No, I don't want to do it!" -03/23/09
"No." -03/23/09
"No." -03/23/09
"I want to go home! I want to go home now!" -03/23/09
"Roar!" -03/23/09
"How?" -05/01/09
"Okay." -05/01/09
"Charlie." -08/10/09
"I want Charlie." -08/10/09
"Charlie's gone, gone!" -08/10/09
"Charlie!" -08/10/09
"Bumper cars!" -08/13/09
"Seen Ciara. Seen Ciara." -08/14/09
"Ciara missing? Ciara missing?" -08/21/09
"Ciara missing?" -08/21/09
"Ciara!" -08/21/09
"Saw her. I saw Ciara." -08/21/09
"Angel." -08/25/09
"Angel, angel." -08/25/09
"No! Angel, angel!" -08/25/09
"Angel, angel." -08/25/09
"Angel." -08/25/09
"Angel, angel!" -08/25/09
"Ciara! Ciara!" -08/27/09
"Want Ciara, want Ciara." -08/27/09
"Mommy, Daddy, are you and grandpa fighting?" -09/24/09
"Can you, Mommy? Please, please, please, please?" -09/24/09
"I don't, I don't!" -09/24/09
"I want it. I want bubbles." -09/24/09
"No, I want champagne." -09/24/09
"Sorry." -09/24/09
"Okay." -09/24/09
"Me too." -09/24/09
"Good." -10/21/09
"Sydney woke up. She's crying!" -03/19/10
"Good." -03/19/10
"Yeah. Johnny told me your secret." -03/19/10
"About Sydney." -03/19/10 & 03/22/10
"That she was never gone. She was safe with you all along." -03/19/10 & 03/22/10
"Not a story. Sydney was with her daddy always!" -03/22/10
"Johnny told me the secret." -03/22/10
"I'm Theo." -03/22/10
"Hello." -03/22/10
"No!" -04/06/10
"I like lemonade!" -04/06/10
"Yeah!" -04/06/10
"It's noisy." -04/06/10
"Tomorrow?" -04/20/10
"I want you to come home, Daddy." -04/20/10
"No." -04/20/10
"I want him to come home now. Not tomorrow!" -04/20/10
"He didn't say that." -04/20/10
"What happened to him, Mommy?" -04/20/10
"What if he falls again?" -04/20/10
"Okay." -06/09/10
"Hugging?" -06/09/10
"Treasures?" -06/09/10
"It got taken? It got taken?" -06/09/10
"Did you find your treasures?" -06/28/10
"Let me see wallets." -06/28/10
"Maybe later." -07/08/10
"Thank you." -07/08/10
"Good." -07/08/10
"Picnic?" -07/26/10
"Aunt Hope? Got treasure." -07/26/10
"Ciara loves treasure." -07/26/10
"No." -07/26/10
"Mommy." -07/26/10
"Wallet. Wallet. Treasure." -07/26/10
"Auntie Hope. Ciara. Treasure." -07/26/10
"Baseball." -07/29/10
"Alibi?" -07/29/10
"Okay." -07/29/10
"Baseball game." -07/29/10
"Wallet!" -07/29/10
"Treasures! Ciara!" -07/29/10
"Treasures from mommy!" -07/29/10
"Yeah!" -07/29/10
"Treasures from mommy." -07/30/10
"Yeah." -07/30/10
"Stars!" -08/19/10
"One. Two. Three!" -08/19/10


Courage
"Ma'am? Can I have more spianch when no one else wants it?"
"Katie? You are my bestest friend in the whole world."
"Night."


Funny or Die Presents..."Playground Politics"
"America! I'm hungry."
"Can we have some food?"
"What's a natural resource? Like, trees and grass?"
"Oh, yeah. Tons of it!"
"Hi."
"You guys are so nice! When do you want us to pay you back?"
"America, thank you for this food. Tell you what, if you have ANY companies that want our resources, we'd love to have 'em."
"I love this candy."


Funny or Die Presents..."Designated Driver"
"Yeah."
"No."
"Probably my dad."
"Yeah, my dad works nights."
"You shot Mr. Bear."


The Middle
"What's the last line on page 50?"
"What's on page..."


Joe Buck Live
"But Coach, I just wanna play baseball."


Kmart Commercial
"I bet she'd like a necklace!"
"Now just $49.99."
"It's only $14.99."

Old Navy Commercial
"It's Mike!"

Quilted Northern Commercial
"It's not rocket science!"

Elmers Glue Commercials
"Strong like...my muscles!"
"It's purple and then it dries clear."

Spongebob Soap Commercial
"I don't have to be asked to take a bath."